The Republic of Glib Island is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The cynical population of 7.756 billion Glib Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Glib Islandian economy, worth 798 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,997 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Glib Island to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glib Island's national animal is the Clam, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Glib Island is ranked 312,385^th in the world and 503^rd in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.